How bad does probation suck???

Probation sucks really bad.  I am at the track with my wife and I am feeling god awful like a common criminal because I am having a beer!  How pathetic!  What happened to America??? In the supposed land of the free I have idiot counselors telling me that I have to go to rehab because I have two beers in a fucking week!  The drug issue in America is a joke.  Until you get in trouble with the law you can do whatever the fuck you want and once you get popped you are fucked and can't even drink legal alcohol.  They got me wasting away in a program for 40 hours a week learning zero job skills all the while everybody tries to pretend like the subconscious doesn't exist, and cravings and urges don't exist, and human perfection is attainable.  What a fucking miserable joke...